A "Real" Turkey

Lora says

Amy

why does all this crazy crap happen

why did I just go out to my car and there was a turkey next to it???

Amy says

WHAT

Lora says

?????

Amy says

WHAT

like a live turkey?

a frozen turkey?

Lora says

DUDE

Amy says

a toy?

Lora says

lol

a real one

Amy says

what?

alive?

Lora says

a "real" one

YES

[quote implies Lora has no life and to some extent intellectually subordinate]

Lora says

ok

I just got the final confirmation

that we are not the ones losing it

Amy says

oh?

Lora says

[name]  just came over and said

(I hope you're sitting down on your knees for this)

Amy says

yes

i am bracing

for impact

Lora says

[quote implies Lora has no life and to some extent intellectually subordinate]

Amy says

O

M

G

Lora says

yes, Amy

as much as I WISH I'd just made that up

that conversation just happened

Amy says

im not sure which part of this conversation i find most disturbing

Lora says

neither do I

Amy says

and to also confirm

that we are not the crazy ones

i just got a message

"[verb] [pronoun] [verb] [noun marker] [adjective] stripe [verb] [noun] [preposition] [noun] [preposition] [noun] ?  [pronoun] [verb] the stripe [conjunction] [verb} [noun] the stripe. [verb] [pronoun] [verb] the stripe?"

i feel like this is one of those tests

Lora says

so

Amy says

how many times is the word stripe in here

Lora says

was this a message about stripes?

clearly - each day

is just a series of tests

Amy says

Lora

Lora says

for the crazy masses to bring us to the dark side

Amy says

i cannot stop stripe laughing stripe

Lora says

this stripe is the stupidest stripe conversation I've ever striped

Amy says

omg

Lora says

omg

Sir-Stripes-Alot

Amy says

this is the new (old) way to talk (complain)

stripe  = every noun and verb needed

Lora says

I bet you find a lot of old stripes in the weeds - begging to crawl out of pocket into the heart of the Regina where stripes are given the teeth they need to sink into the meat.

Amy says

LOLOL

omg

i am striping out loud

Lora says

shut the stripe up

Amy says

could i stripe this up?

Lora says

I swear - if I had a stripe for every time I heard you striping out loud

this is like an episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse

Amy says

as is our lives

Lora says

yes

everyday

wasn't there someone who became a decent actor on that show

Stripes something?

Amy says

LOLOL

mecca lecca high mecca striped ho

Lora says

LOLOLOL

dude

Laurence Stripes Fishburne

that's who it was

Amy says

who the stripe is that?

Lora says

he's a striping actor, hello

stripe - it's the new crap

Amy says

it has already devolved

Lora says

and FYI

http://www.peewee.com/

Amy says

from noun and verb

to crap

omg

i feel like

this is where i am everyday

Lora says

dude

this website has sound

the soundtrack of our work lives

Amy says

its like how cotton is the fabric of some peoples lives

pee wees play house

is the fabric of ours

Lora says

hmm

Amy says

stripe

Lora says

striped

HAHA

Lora says: and now I am the last sane person

Amy says

seriously

we must be insane

Lora says

Amy

I am convinced we are

and everyone else is fine

Amy says

i also think my feet smell like vinegar

Lora says

and now I am the last sane person

Amy says

think

i am serious

come over here

Lora says

I will take your word for it

Amy says

!!!

Lora says

and be left to wonder

Amy says

anyway

Lora says

how the heck that is even a concern

Amy says

i am sitting on my knees at my desk

Lora says

when we work with crazy people!!!!!!!!!!

Amy says

and i can smell them

its true

Lora says

I have a suggestion

Amy says

the software lives in the server

Lora says

don't sit on your knees at your desk

New Post (new post)

Lora says

 I am leaving (sending) this complaint (cursing at you) in regard (pertaining to) the driver (moron) in question.

Amy says

I am a concerned (crazy) citizen waiting (pacing) for the snow (ice) to melt (dissolve) so i can go outside (to the bar).

Lora says

ha

Amy says

can we (just me) write this way (make myself laugh) all the time (during work hours)?

Lora says

are you (my boss) suggesting that I (your minion) produce the same type of work (BS) that you do (constantly)?

Amy says

I recomend that you rethink this question (your desire for a job) before asking again (stepping in it)

Lora says

Did you get my email (two week notice)?

i assume this will be on the blog within the next two hours?

Amy says

no but i suspect i know what it says (i have the one from last year)

LOLOL

(shall i consider that your 52 week notice?)

Lora says

(indeed)

Amy says

i am always going to write this way (parenthesizing my feelings)

have a great night (fuck off!)

Lora says

you, too (hope you get stuck behind [name of slow driving coworker])

We Must Be Major Idiots

Lora says

we must be either

1) major idiots

or

2) the world's smartest people

Amy says

i am speechless

Lora says

haha

the sadder part is

at some point in th enext month

you will undoubtedly be

speechless again

Amy says

hence

1)

wins